Hello.
Welcome to the first day of the rest of eternity.
It seems you made it here alright, or for the most part. We do have people here who can fix you up but we will get to that later.
Here’s what’s going on: You died, we don’t know how we don’t care how you are here that’s all that matters to us. No, this is not heaven, hell, limbo or purgatory there’s no such thing as any of those this is the other side end of story.
You will come to enjoy this we’re sure, its better then the life you had while you where alive.
Feel free to explore this place, make a home for yourself, make friends or find old dead ones they all are here since there is no where else to go.
Don’t worry about buying things it’s all free here, housing, furnishings, everything, all free.
This is your utopia now, everything you have been waiting for, I’m sure you will find no problems here.